Friday, March 11, 2011

Christening Outfit Patterns

Christmas lunch. A letter-story of Elsa Morante.

Christmas Lunch
"Shadow Line", a nice monthly political and literary which was directed by Goffredo Fofi n.33 attach to a small volume of December 88 tribute contenente alcuni scritti brevi di Elsa Morante, tra cui questo racconto in forma di lettera, indirizzata quasi un trentennio prima all’allora giovane intellettuale eugubino. Io lo trovo assai bello ed educativo e per questo lo propongo alla lettura e al vaglio critico della rete. (S.L.L.)
Roma 21 dicembre 1971
Caro Goffredo
con questa mia lettera ti mando i miei auguri di Natale e Anno Nuovo, e ti racconto, per l’occasione, un fatto vero (vero almeno in parte, e fino a un certo punto).
happened more than 50 years ago, during the holidays (I think they were just the Christmas season). In a college of priests (or monks), a dozen boys were forced, for family reasons, to spend the holidays in it. The main room of the feast (Christmas Day) was - relatively - Laut. the list was: Fettuccine - Roasted lamb with potatoes - 1 pear. Eventually, however, is a wonderful cake you brought to the table (zuppa inglese) with a diameter of at least 45 cm. He gets up and says the Prior:
"Children, in this holy day I invite you to think of so many poor children who do not even have the bread and thought of those poor little I invite you to provide a foil to Jesus to those present gathered here at this table tap, or touch, a slice of cake that you see here. Well, here's my proposal: to give up their slice of the pie, offering it as a foil to Jesus all the good children are in agreement on this foil, now will rise from the table. All right? "
pricked All answer: Yes, Father. And they stand up. All except one, a certain Egidio unresponsive and does not get up. to hold the chair is a strange feeling: it seems that the foil that stinks.
“Egidio! Non hai sentito? E perché tu non ti alzi? Tutti i bambini buoni si sono alzati. E tu?”
Egidio si fa rosso, e non trova altra risposta: “Io sono cattivo”
“Ah” fa il Priore amareggiatissimo. E sia pure controvoglia, è costretto a tagliare una fetta di torta e metterla nel piatto di Egidio. Il quale rimane solo a tavola con la sua fetta di zuppa inglese. Il peggio è che, tra tutti i dolci, proprio la zuppa inglese non gli piace. Ne mangia un pezzetto, ma non gli va. In quel momento vede, dietro la vetrata del refettorio, un cagnaccio di nessuno che fissa il suo piatto con ingordigia. Tanto per finirla, gli dà il resto della sua torta. Il cane l’ha divorata in un lampo.
Exit Egidio. Rientra il Priore. E guarda quella torta non più intera, cioè mancante di una fetta, che gli urta doppiamente i nervi. Primo motivo: perché è simbolo materiale che nel suo gregge c’è una pecorella smarrita, un individualista anzi un aristocratico e, diciamolo pure, un reazionario: EGIDIO! E secondo motivo: per ragioni politiche, giacché, come spesso succede, dietro a quel fioretto collettivo si nascondeva anche una politica; cioè il Priore si riprometteva di offrire quella torta, rinunciata dai ragazzi, alla potentissima grassissima greedy and abbess of a convent in the district, which would make him right about now ... But the cake is not complete, missing a piece, can not offer it more decently. and as for himself, for full of anger, he suffers from diabetes ... or rather, his anger to the other, it added a bit 'Egidio of envy with his stoma Cuccio fresh, has had a taste of sugar ... In a nutshell: that cake has become hateful to the point that almost her on the toilet! The moment it so happens that steps beyond the convent of the Little Sweep (1), which is on this day to collect its receivables (the Prior is usually a late payer), which amounted in all (work all winter to L.2, 45 (it's 50 years ago.) dried, the Prior's spring, usually use, a deposit of l.0, 50 saying : Review quest'altr'anno for the rest. In that moment, falling back under the eyes of the damned cake, and to get rid of, put it in the arms of little chimney-sweep: "To 'take it away and get out of the way now." The sweep run away, and if the go to eat with his Compagnucci sweeps. Finish.
? MORAL:
? God's ways are infinite
or
? All roads lead to Rome.
I do not know. The story, in every way (up to a certain extent) true. I have not told a lie. It happened more than 50 years ago (exactly, if I'm not mistaken, 53 Ø54 years ago).

(1) NB (instead of the sweep, we had the milkman's boy - a minor or other sub-proletarian)
Elsa

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